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It Would Be Great, If The Seattle Seahawks Won The Super Bowl

04 Jan

What If The Seattle Seahawks Win It All?

Let’s begin…

Now I’m not a fan of the Seattle Seahawks. I just think it would be great if the Seattle Seahawks won the super bowl, because they are terrible. Think about all the great story lines. Imagine a team winning a super bowl with a quarterback controversy (I can’t figure out how you have a quarterback controversy when the both stink. Just pick a pile of feces to play with), a losing record, and a city that doesn’t even want them in the playoffs (If the Seahawks lost Sunday they would have had the number 8 pick in the draft. They would have been able to get a quarterback, and cut one of those pile of feces). What would Roger Goodell say when he presents Pete Carroll with the Vince Lombardi trophy, “Congratulations to the Seahawks. I’m sure you all are just as shocked as everyone else. As soon as the FBI finishes investigating those Brett Favre photos, I’ll have them figure out who you paid to get here. So take this trophy and don’t tell anyone about this.”

The greatest thing that would come out of the Seahawks winning the super bowl is the silencing of the football purist that live to spout off principles about “what it takes to win.” “You have to have defense. Defense wins championships.” “No it’s not defense. You need great coaching.” If Seattle were to win those purist would blow their head off and analyst that believed the same way would have to find a new gimmick. I know ESPN is sweating, because have of their analyst are employed by them.

With all that being said the Seattle Seahawks have no shot. I mean none. There’s a better chance that Michael Vick will organize the 2010 Westminster dog show.

This is just a personal fantasy of mine. I know it won’t happen, but I will be routing for turmoil.

-Kortney Shane

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Posted by on January 4, 2011 in Football, NFL

 

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3 responses to “It Would Be Great, If The Seattle Seahawks Won The Super Bowl

  1. codecrackx15

    January 4, 2011 at 1:41 pm

    I’m hoping my Atlanta Falcons can take it this year and then I’m hoping the lock out goes into effect and the players and the owners can see that the fans are the ones getting screwed by the NFL.

    http://codecrackx15.wordpress.com/2011/01/04/nfl-no-fun-league/

     
    • thekortneyshanepillar

      January 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm

      That’s a good team. One of my friends is a Atlanta Falcons fan, so I’m very familiar with that team.

       

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