MTV: “Let’s Have A Toast For The Douche Bags”

13 Sep


Kanye West At The MTV Awards.

Let’s begin…

MTV Awards

    So I watched the MTV awards last night, and it was a great show. At least I think it was great. I didn’t really watch the show. I fast forwarded through everything I didn’t want to see (anytime someone was receiving an award), and just watched the performances. Most of the performances were fantastic.

Performance Rating

  1. Usher
  2. Kanye West
  3. B.O.B.
  4. Linkin Park
  5. Justin Bieber

Even Justin Bieber got my attention. I do wonder what Taylor swift was doing. I believe she still thinks the Kanye sympathy allows her to do…whatever you call that last night. That was some kind of country, music, ballad/pop/”I Hope the Kanye sympathy is still working.” I wasn’t too ecstatic about that performance. On the other hand Usher and Kanye West put it down. I will focus on the self-titled “Douche” Kanye West. West is still the best musical artist in America and maybe even the world. Despite the backlash and the shots he’s been taking, everyone still wants to watch him. You can say there’s “bad blood” between MTV and Mr. West, but even they recognizes what he brings to their show. So, I wasn’t surprised to see him close out the show last night. I was surprised they didn’t let him open the show too.

Jersey Shore

    Alright so I like watching Jersey Shore. There! I said it. I’m not proud of it. It’s something I need to help get me by, kind of like a Meth addiction. Every episode of this show is a must watch. It has the perfect amount of alcohol, breast implants, and staged fights, to make a great show. Someone should probably tell the guys to lay off the steroids, however if they need an over load of testosterone to make bad decisions. Please continue your cycle. As for the girls…continue to be hypocrites, and get bad tans. When your spray tans start rolling off your body like sweat on a hot summer day. I’m reminded why I like HD TV.

-Kortney Shane

Comedian (Maybe a writer)

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Posted by on September 13, 2010 in Pop-Culture


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